Bumper Stickers 1 - 10

• Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
• 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
• EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
• Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
• Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
• My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
• Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.