How Dry Is It?

The New Texas Rain Gauge ...

Changing Parties

After running into Michelle Bachman at the Iowa State Fair, Ex-President Bill Clinton has decided to change parties and be Ms Bachman's personal assistant and advisor.

An E-Bay Problem

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?

I put in a $5 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit"

and now it seems
I'm only nineteen minutes away
from owning Obama's entire Cabinet.

A Democrat was Right

"You're right, I should have settled for a blow job!"

Good Strategy?

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I know this is supposed to be the smartest administration ever, but if I were running a campaign with a fairly unpopular incumbent , the last thing I’d do is have a reelection slogan whose initials were WTF.

Here's Your Sign ...

Some outdoor Church signs that we enjoyed ...