Albert Was A Pretty Smart Guy

 

Old Tom Was A Smart Guy

 

No Need To Worry

 

We Quote Erma

 

Yep... That's Me

 

And I Quote...

 

And That's How I Feel About It

 

Absolutely True

 

You May Quote Me

 

About The Same

 

Ain't It The Truth, Lee?

 

So Annoying

 

Texas In The 1880s

 

I... Umm... What?

 

Albert Was Right!

 

Some Days ...

 

Words of Wisdom

Words if Wisdom from Joe Arpaio:

“A liberal’s paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does indeed already exist: It's called Prison."

Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Maricopa County, Arizona

Words of Wisdom from some Texas Ranchers:

“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.” 

“Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.” (You could substitute ‘lawyers’ for bankers.) 

“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”
 

“Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.”
 

“Meanness don't just happen overnight.”

“It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.”

“Every path has a few puddles.”

We're Quoting Here...

As Ronald Reagan said,

“BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.”

Best Quote of Any Era

“The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt.   People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance.”  -  Cicero, 55 BC

 So, evidently we've learned absolutely nothing over the past 2,074 years.

Recollections from US History

Beyond a doubt, one of the most significant statements from Congress was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht.

Congressman Sam, in his best southern drawl, said, "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drilling.”