- My other car is a piece of junk too.
- If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
- 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
- DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
- You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
- Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
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