- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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