A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "Oh, I did. They're in your fishing tackle box.”
October 25, 2008
Ouch !
A recently divorced man went to a party and found himself smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband.
Having had more than a few drinks, he said in a condescending tone, "So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?”
The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first couple of inches is brand new!"
Having had more than a few drinks, he said in a condescending tone, "So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?”
The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first couple of inches is brand new!"
Concerned About Aging
One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 50, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached us.
"Perhaps we were being a little hasty in leaving," I thought.
Then with a big smile, the man extended his hand to one of my friends and said, "Hello. Remember me? You taught me in the third grade."
"Perhaps we were being a little hasty in leaving," I thought.
Then with a big smile, the man extended his hand to one of my friends and said, "Hello. Remember me? You taught me in the third grade."
Don't Say It !
There are some things a man just shouldn’t say …
A woman was having trouble with the idea of turning 40 and was overly sensitive to any signs of advancing age. When she found a prominent gray hair in her bangs she pointed to her forehead. "Have you seen this?" she indignantly asked her husband.
"What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"
A woman was having trouble with the idea of turning 40 and was overly sensitive to any signs of advancing age. When she found a prominent gray hair in her bangs she pointed to her forehead. "Have you seen this?" she indignantly asked her husband.
"What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"
There are two ?
A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the father says, "Honey, you do have a sister. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl thought about this and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
Trying to be funny, the father says, "Honey, you do have a sister. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl thought about this and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
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