One of our loyal readers submitted the following story swearing that it is totally true and referring to it as, “Another case of underestimating the ammo requirements.”
As reported earlier this week (in 2007), some dirtbag who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop in Florida ended up shooting the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life piece of human garbage was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit said low-life 68 times.
Asked why they shot the guy 68 times, Polk County Sheriff Judd told the Orlando Sentinel... "That's all the bullets we had left."
April 11, 2009
Tardy Tom
Tom was in his early 50's, retired from the Air Force, and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work ontime. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.
Finally, one day he called Tom into the office for a talk. "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.
"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from theAir Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"
They said, "Good morning, General."
Finally, one day he called Tom into the office for a talk. "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.
"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from theAir Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"
They said, "Good morning, General."
April 07, 2009
New Ice Cream Flavor
In honor of the 44th President, Baskin-Robbins has issued a new flavor:
"Barocky Road"
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100 per scoop. When purchased, Barocky Road will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet, no change, an empty cone, and no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
"Barocky Road"
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100 per scoop. When purchased, Barocky Road will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet, no change, an empty cone, and no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
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