Hiring?

Probably NOT approved by the HR Department ...

How Dry Is It?

It's so dry in Texas that:

the Baptist are baptizing by sprinkling,
the Methodist are using wet wipes,
the Presbyterians are handing out rain checks
and the Catholics are praying the wine turns back to water.

Now that's dry!

True Story ...

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain.

But it was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

The End

Sad Story ...

"So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."

Bee Sting

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?''

"I was stung by a bee," she said.

"Where," he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

Miscommunication

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it.. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

Attached is what he found.
Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...