Washington Fashion?

So the question is ... is this the latest in Washington DC Fashion ... or was this a party for the Mexican President and SHE was the pinata?






But seriously folks ... how did those military aids keep a straight face?

A Sign of the Times?

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis.

By the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

We Feel So Much Safter ...

The Chiquita, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

The Other Side

You know, there are some things that you just never think of ... like ...


Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

Learning Chinese

Some people seem to think that Chinese is a difficult language to learn .... Not true. Read these translations out loud to learn just how simple it really is:

English …………………………………………..Chinese

That's not right ……..…..………..…….…..….. Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?..…..…………...Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP …………………………………Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man ..…..……..…………………...……Dum Fuk

Small Horse …………………………….……. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? ………………….....Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table ..…..…………….Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift ……………..…..….Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here ……...……………...…….Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet ..…..…..………...Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone ………………...….…No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week …….Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight …………………………….Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile …………..…….Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive ……………....…...Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great ………………………………………...…..Fa Kin Su Pa

Satisfaction ...

How to satisfy a woman with 2 1/2 inches ...