At Last

"And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women."

Not Certain About Heaven ...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "Now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to Hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that."

There's No Place Like Home ...

The Wizard of Oz Movie is 70 years old.

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter Men with no brains, no hearts, and no courage, She wouldn't be in Oz -

She'd be in Congress

Anticipation...

Losing a Friend ...

THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING STORY ABOUT LIFE & DEATH
AND THE FRIENDS THAT WE HAVE.

IT'S CERTAIN TO STIR UP YOUR HEART and TOUCH YOUR SOUL ...

THIS IS A MESSAGE THAT HAD TO SHARED WITH MY FRIENDS.

I'M STILL CHOKED UP OVER IT!

Hard Times ...

We are in the midst of hard economic times.
As as ususal, it is always the young that are hit the hardest.
See in the photo below that this poor young woman can't even afford decent clothing ....





The Poor Baby can't even afford shoes!

Is Congress paying attention?