On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales ...
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, "Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?"
The girl leaned over and said, "Burrr-Gurrr-King."
Princess Letizia of Spain.
First lady Carla Bruni of France.
And, guess who?
And the fashinon sense ... oh my ..."Sleeveless" is still all the rage ... right?We always say ... if you've got a Big Butt ... put a bow on it to make certain you have everyone's attention.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
Speed Signs ... Western Style
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks,or how they lie and cook the books.I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals.I do not like this speaker Nan , I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.I do not like this spending spree--- I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. I do not like your smug replies, when I complain about your lies.I do not like this change and hope.I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!
Not exactly the "Hanging Basket" we were expecting ...
