March 22, 2013
Listening at the Airport ...
This past week we spent some time in airports … just standing around waiting for a flight and waiting to be jammed into a sardine can for a couple of hours at a time. We spent some time listening in on other people’s conversations and picked up these gems …
A mother to her son …
You are NOT stupid. I just think that sometimes you have bad luck when thinking.
Two women talking …
I hate it when people say, “He’s a nice person once you get to know him. They might as well just say, he’s a total ass-wipe, but you’ll get used to it.
Two men having a political argument …
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument that you are making.
One salesman to another …
My nickname is Laxative … I make shit happen!
A man to his wife …
I am NOT an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.
I’m a drunk … we go to parties.
One flight attendant to another while waiting for their flight …
I want to like people, really I do … But they are just so damned stupid!
Eavesdropping can be fun and enlightening …
There are Blonde Men ...
A woman phoned her blonde male neighbor and said, "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because, I wasn't even at home yesterday."
Famous Quotes
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
March 13, 2013
Some Ting Wong ...
The box says, "Strawberries"
Firelane?
Really?
I love that group!
Ritght there on the 50 yard line?
Watermellon Corn?
WTF?
Folow Me!
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