March 23, 2013

GEICO Take Note ...



When your gecko is broken …

     You have a reptile dysfunction …



Snappy Comeback ...



For the ladies … when you need a snappy comeback

"Really … I’m not your type.

I’m not inflatable."

Another Snappy Comeback ...



Here’s another snappy comeback you’ll want to remember …"I’d tell you to go to hell … but I work there …
And I really don’t want to see you every day!"



Quick Comeback for her ...



If sex with 4 people is called a foursome;
And sex with 3 people is called a threesome;
And sex with 2 people is a twosome;

Now I understand why they call you handsome!


We'll Never Understand ...




I'll never ever understand women.

My dear wife hounded me for months and months to fix the damaged downspout of our gutter system.

But, when I finally fixed it, she was hopping mad!

Like I said, I guess I'll never ever understand women!