A Burning Question

Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids”?

Shouldn’t they be called “Assteroids”?

True Words ...

Monica Lewinsky released the following statement concerning Hillary Clinton's run for President.

"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton.  The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in my mouth.  As we get closer to November of this election year, citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.

The last time she had a meaningful job, she out-sourced it to me.

And I simply blew it."

A Sign of our Times ...

The truth is way too strange these days.

Not many years ago, GM made automobiles in Flint, Michigan and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico.

After 7+ years of Obama, GM now makes cars in Mexico and you can't drink the water in Flint …

Go figure!! 

At Last!

He Needs Help!

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers,"May I help you?"
 
A man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858.  You need to send someone to my room immediately.  I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies, "Listen you idiot.  The window won't open.  That makes it a maintenance matter."

A Short Quiz

Which of the following names are you familiar with?
 
1. Monica Lewinski
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
 
You had trouble with #5?
 
You know all the criminals, murderers, thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don't know the Pope?
 
Lovely, just lovely!