December 26, 2017
A Blast from the Past
A wife was curious when she found an old negative in one of her husband's dresser drawers so she had it made into a print.
She was pleasantly surprised to see that it was of her at a much younger, slimmer time. It was taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband as he was holding her in his arms beside an automobile.
When she showed him the photo, his face lit up.
"Wow, look at that!" he said with appreciation…
"THAT’S MY OLD FORD!”
Dear Santa...
A young girl wrote a simple letter to Santa,
"Dear Santa. Please send me a baby brother."
Santa wrote back …
"Send me your mama ..."
Always Plan Ahead
I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Thinking of His Wife...
After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle
for $30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tom "Is I'd like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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