The Other Side

You know, there are some things that you just never think of ... like ...


Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

Learning Chinese

Some people seem to think that Chinese is a difficult language to learn .... Not true. Read these translations out loud to learn just how simple it really is:

English …………………………………………..Chinese

That's not right ……..…..………..…….…..….. Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?..…..…………...Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP …………………………………Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man ..…..……..…………………...……Dum Fuk

Small Horse …………………………….……. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? ………………….....Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table ..…..…………….Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift ……………..…..….Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here ……...……………...…….Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet ..…..…..………...Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone ………………...….…No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week …….Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight …………………………….Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile …………..…….Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive ……………....…...Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great ………………………………………...…..Fa Kin Su Pa

Satisfaction ...

How to satisfy a woman with 2 1/2 inches ...

Uhhhh, Dave .....

I'm telling you, Kevin. This is what the man at the boat store told me to do.





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This Little Piggie ...

So ... How's that Hope & Change thing workin' out for you?

Men's Views on Women and Marriage

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Socrates once said, "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


The great question ... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas


I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.


I've had bad luck with both my wives..
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut up


You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'