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Medical School Exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters

"P-N-E-I-S"

into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

All those who answered "spine" are doctors today.

The rest of us are sending jokes out by email.

BBQ and Beer Cooler

When you are finished Barbecuing and the ice has melted, just pull the handle down and the fire goes out.

Is this a great country, or what? 

Words of Wisdom from Honest Abe

Haven't you always wondered?

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