Too Hot!

“It's just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack said as he stepped out of the shower.  “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

“Oh,” she said as her eyes roamed over his wet and naked body, “They’ll probably think that I married you for your money.”

That's One Way to Look at It

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"

The doctor gave the woman his “I know just what to do” grin and answered, "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake."

Interacting Sportmen

My husband was water skiing one summer when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

It Must Be True

Strolling through a bookstore, a prospective husband asked a clerk, "Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"

Pointing toward the stairs, the sales girl said, "Sir, fiction, and comics are on the 1st floor!"

From yesemails.com

Truth In Advertising