December 12, 2008

Spread the Wealth

New "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.





Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2008 IRS tax forms ...




December 11, 2008

African Laxative

The new African Laxative is about to work .... very quickly











December 05, 2008

Secret Weapon

The US Army has a new secret weapon ...


Harry Potter has enlisted !







Keen Eye



The US Military has begun assigning dogs to all snipers in the field


Because of their keen eyesight




Lucky Hat

My considerate, loving husband invited me to go hunting with him, and being the generous, thoughtful man that he is,h e even gave me an 'opening day' present.

I'm so lucky to be married to him---

I never thought I'd find a husband so unselfishand willing to share his "guy time."