Too Much?

 

European Fans Enjoyed Their Time In Texas

 

He Restoreith Me

 

Looks Like A Tricky Hole

 

It's Almost That Time...

 

Now That's Motivational

 

Yeah... It's Bad In Dallas

 

A Little Golf Humor

 

It's Not Over

 

Packers Fans Are The Best

In The Cold

Or In The Heat

They Display Their... Team Spirit

It's A Good Look for Her

 

Getting Ready for the Olympics

 

He's Got It Figured Out!

 

Great Quotes From Sports

 

"My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget."

- E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations.

"When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did but unfortunately, it was Mrs. Koufax's."

- Tommy John N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery.

"I don't know. I only played there for nine years."

- Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles.

"We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost."

- John Breen, Houston Oilers

"When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo."

- Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher

Winter Sports in Canada

 

Now There's a Good Idea

Helpful Information

Hammer Throw

Please?

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.

As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer says, "I'm sorry I didn’t see it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"

The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."

The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."

He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.

The man says, "What is that for?"

The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, and I believe every prick should have two balls."

Interacting Sportmen

My husband was water skiing one summer when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”