Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
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Great Quotes From Sports
"My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget."
- E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations.
"When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did but unfortunately, it was Mrs. Koufax's."
- Tommy John N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery.
"I don't know. I only played there for nine years."
- Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles.
"We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost."
- John Breen, Houston Oilers
"When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo."
- Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher
February 04, 2021
March 20, 2020
January 10, 2020
July 12, 2019
June 05, 2019
Please?
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf
course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't
you see the sign? It says 'Private property - Stay Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I didn’t see
it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball
now."
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I
understand."
He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf
ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.
The man says, "What is that for?"
The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman,
and I believe every prick should have two balls."
July 17, 2018
Interacting Sportmen
My husband was water skiing one summer when he fell
into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter
sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.
My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
February 18, 2018
Championship Rings
Some sports 'World Championship rings' are so diamond-encrusted, they're worth more than your house. Here are a few examples of championship rings from baseball, football, and hockey...
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburg Steelers
Pittsburgh Penguins
Chicago White Sox
October 22, 2017
October 02, 2017
August 29, 2016
We Miss Bum ...
Former Houston Oilers' coach Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he took his wife along on all the team’s road trips.
Phillips responded, "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."
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