Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts

July 28, 2022

March 26, 2021

Great Quotes From Sports

 

"My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget."
- E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations.

"When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did but unfortunately, it was Mrs. Koufax's."
- Tommy John N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery.

"I don't know. I only played there for nine years."
- Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles.

"We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost."
- John Breen, Houston Oilers

"When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo."
- Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher



June 05, 2019

Please?





A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.

As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer says, "I'm sorry I didn’t see it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"

The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."

The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."

He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.

The man says, "What is that for?"

The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, and I believe every prick should have two balls."




July 17, 2018

Interacting Sportmen





My husband was water skiing one summer when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Dont shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”



February 18, 2018

Championship Rings




Some sports 'World Championship rings' are so diamond-encrusted, they're worth more than your house.   Here are a few examples of championship rings from baseball, football, and hockey...

Philadelphia Phillies


Pittsburg Steelers


Pittsburgh Penguins



Chicago White Sox 



Cleveland Browns




October 22, 2017

October 02, 2017

March Madness




The first bracket of the 2018 NCAA Basketball Tourney is already complete.






August 29, 2016

We Miss Bum ...



Former Houston Oilers' coach Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he took his wife along on all the team’s road trips.

Phillips responded, "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."