A List of the World's SHORTEST Books

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS And HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

John Edwards

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama

MY LIFETIME STUDY OF THE US CONSTITUTION
By Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

In Hindsight...

The Absurdity of PCness

Yeah, yeah, yeah

What Did They Do?

A Game of Strategy

It Can Happen...

Just Making A Point

Who's On First?

 

We're Quoting Here...

As Ronald Reagan said,

“BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.”

It's a Good Way to Look at It

What the...

Jerry's Pretty Impressive

People fall out of love, out of hope, out of touch.

  But have you ever known anyone who fell out of stupid?

In Jerry Nadler's case... Probably not!

Pickin' Poop

This is True

Here's the Difference

What Are You Doing?

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
 

"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.
 

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
 

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
 

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.”

Honestly!

It's Just Confusing...

American men between 50 and 75 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year.
 

This was very upsetting news to most of my friends as they had no idea they were Japanese.

Of course!

The Correct Apology Made Easy

Truth in the 21st Century

Stop Drinking?

Remember...

Yep... He Was

Oh Yeah... It's a Problem

Ain't It True?

I Was Wrong

 

Inspired?

Always There

The Magic Green Hat

Visiting in Florida last week, I needed to go to the emergency room for a pain in my side. Not wanting to sit there for several hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people in the room got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat:

($19.00 on Amazon, but worth every penny )

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me several hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But, don't try it at McDonald's. 

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

Horse Humor

The Basic Foods of Texas

 

Incoming!

It's Easy, But Kinda Messy

He's Right...

Man Up!

And Now... A Word of Prayer

A SIGN for our Times