Matt was going to be married to Mikki, so his father sat
him down for a little chat. He said, “Matt,
let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,
and said, here - try these on.”
She did and said, “These are too big. I can't wear them.”
“Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always will.”
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
“That’s interesting,” thought Matt. He thought that might be a good thing to try
on his honeymoon.
So on the night of their wedding, Matt took off his pants
and said to Mikki, “Here - try these on.”
She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don't fit me.”
Matt said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget
that.”
Then Mikki took off her panties and handed them to Matt.
She said, “Here; you try these on.”
He held them up, looked at them and said, “I
can't get into your panties.”
Mikki said, “Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart-ass attitude, you never will.”
Philosophy to remember ... Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Philosophy to remember ... Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
