Quote of the Day

“The world needs to forget about everything else and focus on the Tiger Woods scandal,” said the chairman of Toyota.

Health Notice ...

This is the most serious risk to our nations health since the 1918 flu epidemic.

Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. And pronounced "gonna re-elect ‘em."

Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become since it is easily cured ... by voting out all incumbents!

How Cold Is It?

Nuff Said ...

Important Information

We thought you might want to know how to spot a gay terrorist ...







His name is:
"YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN"

Speaking German

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hands.

The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means ... Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.)

The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The farmer replied, "Use two hands, you'll get more."