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In A High Wind
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
ship, holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me,
madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both
my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing
any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Answer Her Question
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama."
We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad."
''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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