January 15, 2016
January 06, 2016
Glad we got that cleared up!
A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold.
When he arrived he said to Allah he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll be in constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail! "
When he arrived he said to Allah he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll be in constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail! "
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women?"
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women?"
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