May 28, 2020

Be Careful in Walmart





This Is Coming!









Must Have Missed Something









I See Your Point




A businessman in the first-class cabin decided to chat up the drop-dead, gorgeous flight attendant.  The conversation went like this…

Businessman: “What is your name?” 
 
Flight Attendant:  “Angela Benz, sir” 
 
Businessman: “That’s a lovely name. Are you of any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
 
Flight Attendant:  “Yes sir, very close” 
 
Businessman: “How close?” 
 
Flight Attendant:  “Same price”





From the Mouth of Babes




I was nursing my baby when my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room.
 
Never having seen anyone breastfeed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing.
 
After mulling over my answers, she remarked, “My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them.”