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The National Park Service Has Rules
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever in the history of the program.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please do not feed the animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
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All Welcome in Heaven?
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to
get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship
that crashed into the iceberg? The people in Hollywood made a movie about
it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all
the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a
little more challenging. "How many people died on that ship?" he
asked.
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered,
"1,228."
"That's right! You may enter."
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them."
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