February 16, 2022

He Wished For What?

 





A Few Puns

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

 

She was only a moonshiner's daughter,

but I miss her still.

 

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.

 

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

 

Just so everyone is clear,

I’m going to put my glasses on.

 

I lost my job as a stage designer.

I left without making a scene.

 

Never buy flowers from a monk.

Only you can prevent florist friars.



February 10, 2022