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Drinking With A Texas Girl
A Twist on an old joke
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
When
the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, “In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.”
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his glass of non-alcohol
beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out
his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, “In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.”
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, “In
Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice.”