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Differing Views on Guns
You may have heard on the news about a Southern
California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored
in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."
However...
In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, Pennsylvania and Minnesota, he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."
And of course, In TEXAS, he’d just be "BUBBA; Who’s a little short of Ammo.”
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, Pennsylvania and Minnesota, he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."
And of course, In TEXAS, he’d just be "BUBBA; Who’s a little short of Ammo.”
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Love in Ireland
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The
young couple sat in the parlor of the girl's house night after night, much to
the annoyance of old man Phelan.
One night he couldn't take any more. Standing at
the top of the stairs, he yelled down, "What's that young fella doin' here
all hours of the night?"
"Why, Dad," said Frances, "Michael was just telling me everything that's in his heart!"
"Well, next time," roared Phelan, "Just let him tell you what's in his head, and it won't take half as long!"
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