A New Kind of Golddigger

 

The Fastest?

 

Are These Lights Appropriate for the Sanctuary?

 

Who Would Be Surprised?

 

Has Anyone Seen The Cat?

 

Surprised Cats

 

Some Good Advice

 

Words of Wisdom and Understanding

 

Wait For It!

 

Might Be Too Heavy

 

Not The Best Start #2

 

It Wasn't The Best Start For Their Marriage

 

 

So Confused

 

Heavy Workout At The Gym

 

 

Killing Big Foot Not Legal

 

Bigfoot hunters, beware. Skamania County, Washington,  deeming the "slaying of Bigfoot to be a felony and punishable by 5 years in prison." The law was later amended, designating Bigfoot as an endangered species.

My Guardian Angel

 

It Looks Right

 

It's Not Even Algebra

 

Someone Will Be Disappointed

Texas In The 1880s

 

I'll Salute That Flag!

 

A Little Different Viewpoint

 

Good Advice For Women

 

From 15 Years Ago

 Taken from the old TV Series, Cheers

NORM-isms

"What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding
beer."

"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever
comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."

"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

"What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."

He Understands

 

Cops Being Kind To Paul Pelosi

 

Just Being Creative

 

Remember The 70s?

 

Duh!

 

She's As Confused As Biden

 

Gonna Get Cold in November