Armani!

We're not sharing this photo to blast Hillary for giving a speech about inequality while wearing a $12,500 Armani jacket. 

We're posting this to give hi-fives to Armani for being able to sell a potato sack with sleeves for $12,500!

It's the Political Season ...

I was reading an internet article about benefits of Costco membership.

Someone’s comment: Costco has a liberal return policy if you, for whatever reason, you don’t LOVE your purchase.

Reply:  Wow, I didn’t think that liberals had any worth at all, much less that you might get a trade-in on them or maybe store credit.  Honestly, I wouldn't purchase one in the first place.  They are always mad and require too much upkeep!

It Ain't Supposed to Happen Thisaway ...

A farmer finally decided to buy a TV.  The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day.

The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only political ads on every channel.

The next morning he turned the TV on and found only political ads again.

When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found political ads.

The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store to complain.  The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to only have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the TV.

When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was right.  After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the antenna.

In a few minutes, he returned and told the farmer he had found the problem.  The antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to the manure spreader.

Just Wondering ...

I Found a stray parrot on my balcony this morning.

All he says is, "Good morning, you old fart."

Is he yours?

Gotta Love Wyoming

Ah ... The Old Days

I long for the good old days before political correctness …

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples.

This is how it works ...

Step One:

I told my son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice!” 
He said "NO!”
I told him I wanted him to marry Bill Gates daughter!
He said "OKAY!”
 
Step Two:

I contacted Bill Gates and told him, "I want your daughter to marry my son!”
He said "NO!”
I told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank!
He said "OKAY!”
 
Step Three:

I went to the President of the World Bank and told him to make my son CEO of the Bank!
He said "NO!”
I told him my son was Bill Gates Son in Law!
He said "OKAY!”
 
And That’s Exactly how Politics works …

My Mother-In-Law

My mother-in-law is coming for a visit.

I had to clear out half of my closet so that she would have a place to hang upside down and sleep.

Luck of the Irish

Paddy: "Your new secretary is very sexy."

Seamus: "Thanks!  She's actually a robot, named Doreen.  If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.  She will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental.   She is the perfect employee.”

After Paddy sounded impressed, Seamus said, “I'll lend her to you for a day and you can see how functional and efficient she is."

Next day, Paddy called Seamus from the hospital and shouted, "Seamus … You bastard!  You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a pencil sharpener."

Redneck Innovation

It's All In the Family