Why not offer us YOUR caption?
August 29, 2009
Uhhhh, Dave .....
I'm telling you, Kevin. This is what the man at the boat store told me to do.
Why not offer us YOUR caption?
Why not offer us YOUR caption?
August 25, 2009
Men's Views on Women and Marriage
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Socrates once said, "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question ... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
I've had bad luck with both my wives..
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Socrates once said, "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question ... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
I've had bad luck with both my wives..
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
August 23, 2009
Helpful Wife
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell," he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Lydia," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
"Lydia," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
Long, Happy Life
A woman in India claims that she has lived to be 120 years old by drinking whiskey and smoking pot every day.
No one has the heart to tell the stoned woman that she's only 35.
No one has the heart to tell the stoned woman that she's only 35.
Mood Ring
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
A Child's Logic
A nursery school teacher was delivering a minivan full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children started discussing the dog's duties.
They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No, said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children started discussing the dog's duties.
They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No, said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Angry Granny
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
Heart Attack
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" She asks.
"I'm having a heart attack", cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Donna is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten hag", screams the blonde. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
"What's up?" She asks.
"I'm having a heart attack", cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Donna is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten hag", screams the blonde. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
Therapist Help
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable ... an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand ... embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week ... can you do this?"
The husband thought for moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I play golf."
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand ... embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week ... can you do this?"
The husband thought for moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I play golf."
August 22, 2009
Different Point of View
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Control Your Anger
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Help the United Way
The United Way realized that it had never received a Donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our Research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to Charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh...no, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "My brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children."
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's' husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."
Finishing, the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our Research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to Charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh...no, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "My brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children."
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's' husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."
Finishing, the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"
Healthcare in the News
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the wealthy woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."
August 20, 2009
Confession is Good for You
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Miller?"
"Yes, Father, it is," answers the boy.
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Kathy Pajak?''
"I cannot say, Father."
"Was it Terri Shoulders?''
"I'll never tell."
'Was it Sharon Pool?''
"I'm sorry, but I just can't name her," Joey said strongly. "My lips are sealed."
'Was it Nancy Watters, then?''
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighed in frustration ..."You're very tight lipped and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew. His friend Franky slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?''
Joey smiles and says, "Four months vacation and four good leads."
The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Miller?"
"Yes, Father, it is," answers the boy.
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Kathy Pajak?''
"I cannot say, Father."
"Was it Terri Shoulders?''
"I'll never tell."
'Was it Sharon Pool?''
"I'm sorry, but I just can't name her," Joey said strongly. "My lips are sealed."
'Was it Nancy Watters, then?''
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighed in frustration ..."You're very tight lipped and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew. His friend Franky slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?''
Joey smiles and says, "Four months vacation and four good leads."
August 19, 2009
Roses on Display
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date wearing a see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate ....
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds then I can display my hanging baskets.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate ....
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds then I can display my hanging baskets.
Aging Comfort
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make certain that he was O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing old creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make certain that he was O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing old creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
August 18, 2009
ObamaCARE
New Program for Seniors ...
We would like to give credit to the producers of this "poster," but none were received from the person forwarding it to us.
August 17, 2009
Border Crossing
ATTENTION: ALL BORDER PATROL AGENTS...
Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy, red with white top - thought to be transporting illegal immigrants!
Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy, red with white top - thought to be transporting illegal immigrants!
What are You?
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, “I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. You know ... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”
The second guy says, “I'm a D.I.N.K.Y. You know ... Double Income, No Kids Yet.”
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B. You know... Rich, Urban, Biker.”
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O. You know ... Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies, “I'm a WIFE. You know ... Wash, Iron, Fuck and Entertain!"
The first guy says, “I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. You know ... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”
The second guy says, “I'm a D.I.N.K.Y. You know ... Double Income, No Kids Yet.”
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B. You know... Rich, Urban, Biker.”
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O. You know ... Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies, “I'm a WIFE. You know ... Wash, Iron, Fuck and Entertain!"
New Neighbor
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,”'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It's got to be your ears.”
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?”
Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming … That was me.”
August 12, 2009
Third Marriage
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."
Bail 'Em Out
Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.
They failed and it closed.
Now we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!
What a plan!
They failed and it closed.
Now we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!
What a plan!
Gas Attack
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."
August 05, 2009
Survivor Texas
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo, from there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm Gay"
"I love the Dixie Chicks"
"Boycott Beef"
"I Voted for Obama"
"George Strait Sucks"
"Hillary in 2012"
and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas
The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo, from there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm Gay"
"I love the Dixie Chicks"
"Boycott Beef"
"I Voted for Obama"
"George Strait Sucks"
"Hillary in 2012"
and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas
August 03, 2009
August 01, 2009
Canned Milk
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family's dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in around the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!"
OK ... Lighten up ... This is humor ... we doubt that it really happened ... it's humor
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in around the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!"
OK ... Lighten up ... This is humor ... we doubt that it really happened ... it's humor
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