Learn from Your Mother

A husband and wife had a tiff.

The wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.  I am coming to live with you.”

Children at play ...

From the New York Times (?)

We salute the outgoing President!

        Some salutes are better than others.

A new Government initiative

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting senior citizens (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and N.H.S. costs ('flu jabs, Zimmer frames, wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, 
etc.)

 

The Government has established that older people are  easier to catch and, in most cases, will not remember how to get back home.

I started to cry when I thought of you - maybe I'd never see you again..

 

Then it dawned on me...I'll see you on the bus!