April 22, 2016
April 19, 2016
He Needs Help!
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers,"May I help you?"
A man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."
The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."
The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open. That makes it a maintenance matter."
A Short Quiz
Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinski
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
You had trouble with #5?
You know all the criminals, murderers, thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don't know the Pope?
Lovely, just lovely!
April 12, 2016
Revenge Parking
In case you needed some ideas on how to handle those 'special' people that can park anywhere they please ...
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