Irony

 

Thanks for Your Help

 

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yard or garden, can you please avoid anything that has blue (or red and blue together) flashing lights?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police, and I have a panic attack.

I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive with my knees!

It's just too much stress and drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

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