May 11, 2016
Five Rules
A very wise, retired fellow in Florida submitted the
following:
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will
remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to
shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then
neither does milk.Got What He Deserved
A woman helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a
password, selecting a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his
wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a
word: mypenis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!
The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
Come to think of it ...
If Trump gets elected, it will be the first time in
history that a billionaire has moved into public housing that was vacated by a
black family.
True Words ...
Monica Lewinsky released the following statement concerning Hillary Clinton's run for President.
"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in my mouth. As
we get closer to November of this election year, citizens must remember that they
cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she out-sourced
it to me.
And I simply blew it."
A Sign of our Times ...
The truth is way
too strange these days.
Not many years ago, GM made automobiles in Flint, Michigan and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico.
After 7+ years of
Obama, GM now makes cars in Mexico and you can't drink the water in Flint …
Go figure!!
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