Meanwhile in Washington DC

Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez go into a bar.

Nancy tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C."

Alexandria whispers, "What's a B and C?"

"That's a bourbon and Coke," Pelosi answers.

Then Feinstein orders, "I'll have a G and T."

Ocasio Cortez again whispers, "What's a G and T?"

"A gin and tonic," Diane replies. 

Cortez wants to seem like she's one of the guys so she tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15." 

Now it's the bartender's turn to ask, "What's a 15?"

Cortez says, "A 7 and 7."

Just Clearing Things Up

Flying High

A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant. 

Businessman:  "What is your name?"

                              Flight Attendant:  "Angela Benz, sir."

Businessman:  "That's a lovely name. Are you any relation to Mercedes Benz?" 

Flight Attendant:  "Yes sir, very close." 

Businessman:  "How close?" 

Flight Attendant:  "Same Price."