A very old couple who have been married for ever are sitting on the porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
He crawls back up and asks, "What the hell was that for?"
She says, "For having a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment. Then he smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.
She crawls back and says, "What the hell was that for?"
He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
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