I Don't Wanna ....

It was 7:30 AM and his mom opened up the bedroom door. "Time to get up, Eddie."

Not lifting his head from the pillow Eddie said, "But I don't wanna!"

Eddie's mom, Mrs. Macleary replied, "Too bad, get up. It's time for school."

Lifting his head slightly but not looking away from the pillow, Eddie said, "But I hate school. The kids hate me, the teachers hate me. Can't I be sick today, please?"

"You know you can't, Eddie," came the reply. "You're the principal!"