Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him.
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered?
A: Table for one hundred thousand, sir?
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Q: Why did the French start using garlic?
A: To improve their breath.
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