July 24, 2009
How Dry Is It?
It's so dry in Texas that:
the
Baptist
are baptizing by sprinkling,
the
Methodist
are using wet wipes,
the
Presbyterians
are handing out rain checks
and the
Catholics
are praying the wine turns back to water.
Now that's dry!
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