August 17, 2009

What are You?

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, “I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. You know ... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”

The second guy says, “I'm a D.I.N.K.Y. You know ... Double Income, No Kids Yet.”

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B. You know... Rich, Urban, Biker.”

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O. You know ... Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies, “I'm a WIFE. You know ... Wash, Iron, Fuck and Entertain!"

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