A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu …
+ Tourist: $5.oo
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.oo
+ Fried Explorer: $15.oo
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.oo
The cannibal asked to see the chef and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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