A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when the bad guy stood up to reply ... BANG! ... one less insurgent!
After every mission the company commander would ask, "How many insurgents have you shot today?" and the soldier will pass on the count. However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed the sniper reported, "Five killed and I let one go."
"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"
"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Bastard!’ Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Nancy Pelosi is a Bitch!' And, I’m sorry sir, but I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"
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