“Hi Mom, How are you?" the mother heard through the phone.
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the AceHardware store," said the mother.
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."
"What happened?" the mother screeched.
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head," the daughter explained.
"What on earth? Why did you do that?" the mother said in total disbelief.
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."
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