A third grade teacher was teaching her class about the body's senses. The lesson for today was concerned with the sense of taste.
She would have the children put a Lifesavor in their mouths with their eyes closed and then determine the flavor by the taste.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color.
First she gave them a red one that they identified it as cherry. Then a yellow one they decided was lemon. The green one was certainly lime and the orange one was orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers, but none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I'll will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
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