Follow the Instructions ...

One of our fans sent us this list of “instructions” on product Packages, given to us poor, ignorant folks who need help with everything we do. We included our fan’s side comments …

On a bar of Dial soap - Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners - Serving suggestion: Defrost. (but its just a suggestion)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) - Do not turn upside down. (Well…duh, a bit late)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron - Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn’t that be a big time saver?)

On a Children’s Cough Medicine - Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (This one came from England. They don’t have child labor laws?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May Cause Drowsiness. (And I’m taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to…)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Is there a step 3?)

On a Swedish chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain saw with your hands or genitals. (…was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)