January 10, 2011
Homeland Security Update
As we look back on the 2010 results of the Department of Homeland Security we view the year’s statistics on discoveries achieved by airport screening:
Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 459,350
Natural Blonds: 3
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