An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more … just for old time’s sake.
He stops in at the house of pleasures that he had frequented so many times in his younger years and engages a prostitute who takes him up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can, for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks the woman, “How am I doing?”
The prostitute replies, “Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.”
“Three knots?” he asks. “What's that supposed to mean?”
She says, "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back!”
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